I was thinking just the other day.

1. I'm 30 now.
2. I've never run more than a mile and a half in my life.
3. I'm still terrified to go in water over my head.
4. I can't swim (see point #3).
5. I love my new mountain bike so much that I've ridden it 3 times, all on the road.

I was thinking all of these things, and came to the only logical conclusion.

I'm going to run a triathlon. Seriously.

More tomorrow on what in the holy tuna has come over me.